Even though I do not have much to say, (on my mother's side…..) they have entrusted me with sharing with you all the news and gossip that is being heard on the four corners about both of them.

Forgive me if has I speak I may make a spelling mistake, or offend some representative of the high perfumed clergy, or some competent or incompetent authority.

Please read the news quickly, because those who know me best already have figured out that these clothes are borrowed and must me returned this very afternoon….

As a gesture of my gratitude for your attention, I give you this advice:

Paint a smile on yourself…..it is cheaper and with time may even increase the value of your face.