I am a Jack of All Trades worker.
I will attempt anything as long as I can catch the illusive "American dream".
If you are interested in my services, I will tell you right here who I am without a third party.

When confronted by a pistol, a microphone or a camera, I get goose bumps that run up and down my leg.
When harassed by that reporter, I confessed what should have never been admitted.

Here you will know my friends, relatives and neighbors. (Excuse me. Due to the anti-immigrant sentiment, some countrymen will labor "anonymously".

According to the DNA test, my father is indeed Armando Caicedo (just as I suspected).
Here you will find his version of how he birthed me on a drawing table.

Wow News is not a news agency. It doesn't have correspondents in the great beyond, nor "interplanetary" connections.
Here you will find news about Juan Alien, his editorial and educational projects.